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Stewie, a huge Hannah Montana fan, learns that Miley Cyrus is having a concert at Quahog, but tickets to see it are sold out mere seconds after it is announced before he is able to buy one. Desperate to attend the concert, Stewie sneaks in backstage where Brian convinces Miley to give him tickets, saying he is her biggest fan and has cancer (a head tumor shaped like a football). Out of sympathy, Miley becomes Stewie’s best friend. Later, Stewie notices something strange about Miley when he notices feedback coming from her cell phone while he hands it to her. Stewie and Brian spy on her and discover that she is an android created by Walt Disney Imagineering to create the perfect teen idol. Stewie decides to reprogram Miley when Brian asks if she can do “other stuff,” but Miley goes haywire and rampages through the city.

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Peter buys a copy of the film Road House and gains the desire to kick everything in sight. While driving with Brian using his feet, Peter crashes into a young woman’s car. Brian apologizes to the woman and ends up asking her out on a date, which she accepts. By the time he comes to her house to pick her up, however, he learns from her mother, Rita (voiced by Nana Visitor) that she had already impulsively gone out with another man shortly after Brian asked her out.

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Peter loses to Lois in a race for the bathroom and finds their other bathroom is occupied by a transfer student from Africa (an elephant), so he begins frequently using the toilet in Cleveland’s old house until it is sold to actors Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd. Peter invites the two to his house for dinner to show him some of his comedy bits, including a crude impersonation of John Wayne (mimicking his speech pattern and saying “pilgrims” at the end of each sentence), which Chase and Aykroyd find unfunny. Insulted, Peter spends the rest of the episode working on an improv comedy group with Quagmire and Joe, but his lack of conscious comedic knowledge completely gives way to his John Wayne impersonation when they try to do a live show, which the audience finds funny anyway.

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Lois gets tested for cancer and finds out she is of Jewish heritage, prompting the Griffins to convert to Judaism. At first, Peter takes to their newfound faith quite enthusiastically, but he changes his tune after receiving a visit from the ghost of his step-father

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Brian and Stewie use an out-of-this-world remote control to travel through alternate universes, including a parallel world where dogs rule and humans obey.

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Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush from 17th century England, ruled by the fierce King Stewart, to the newly founded American colony of Quahog.

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Peter has a psychic palm reading and discovers he led a past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who followed the beautiful Lady Redbush from 17th century England, where the fierce King Stewart III reigned supreme, to the newly founded American colony of Quahog to win her heart.

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Brian is devastated to learn that his ex-girlfriend Jillian is getting married until he meets The Hills star Lauren Conrad. Though Brian begins to think he and Conrad are the perfect match, he finds his heart may still belong to Jillian.

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Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe’s baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he’s been giving him an anabolic steroid.

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After Brian gets thrown in the slammer for drug possession, he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana. Mayor West passes the law, and the whole town literally goes to pot.

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